If someone said any one of these to me in real life, idk man but you’re getting laid.
^
(Source: peregrint, via old-queen-lp-mj)

Hey I'm Claire. I'm really common, I often say the wrong thing and I'm not very ladylike at all.
I'd turn lesbian for Florence Welch. That is all.
Don't be afraid to ask me things
If someone said any one of these to me in real life, idk man but you’re getting laid.
^
(Source: peregrint, via old-queen-lp-mj)
OH MY GOD THERE WERE MORE
it’s probably strange that these would totally work on me, huh?
Too. Hilarious. Omg.